Safety Torch is a song by Tobuscus. The song has somewhat of a story to it, as Toby attempts to sell safety torches to a little boy named Tim Tim to scare monsters away. However, the torches set Tim Tim's house on fire and Toby then presents Safety Water- with a HUGE fee, of course.
Lyrics[]
Toby (calmly): Look at Little Tim Tim sleeping so soundly.
(loudly) WAKE UP, TIM TIM, WHAT IF THERE'S A MONSTER?
(calmly again) Don't be scared, Timmy, or He'll eat you! Monsters smell fear, but lucky for you,
I got a SAFETY TORCH! Put it on your porch!
Make a SAFETY PORCH ! Put it in the hallway!
SAFETY TORCH! Scare the monsters away!
SAFETY TORCH! That'll be 50 bucks!
Little Tim: But my house is on fire!!!
Toby: Shhh...
Tim Tim, things are looking grim-grim, but lucky for you-you
I have come with a solution-n-n-n-n
(high pitched voice) It's your lucky day!
SAFETY WATER! Put it in a bucket!
SAFETY WATER! Pour it on a fire!
SAFETY WATER! Maybe take a bubble bath!
SAFETY WATER! First one's on the house!
Tim Tim: Heh heh, I see what you did there, first one's on the house.
Toby: Haha, yeah, just the first one, though, but' it took quite a few of them, So' those, plus all those safety torches, so it's probably around ummm... let's just call it like 500 bucks.
Little Tim : But I don't have 500 bucks!
Toby: Oh, that's fine, I'll bill your parents.
Tim Tim: No!
Toby: Thanks for your time, go back to sleep, have a good night.
Tim Tim: My parents are gonna kill me.
Trivia[]
- The Creeper from Minecraft made a brief appearance during the maybe take a bubble bath lines.
- The video is 1 minute and 23 seconds long. (1:23)
Video[]
SAFETY TORCH!!