I CAN SWING MY SWORD is one of Tobuscus' songs.
History[]
This song originated during one of his Minecraft LP's where
10 Hour long version, much like with other songs. The song can be bought on iTunes although it is not the same lyrics as when he sung it in Minecraft.
Lyrics[]
Do you like my sword, sword?
Sword, my diamond sword, sword.
You can not afford, 'ford
Ford, my diamond sword, sword.
Even if you could, could!
I have a patent!
No one else can make a sword,
Exactly in this manner, manner.
Welcome to my manor, manor,
I ca ca ca canna canna.
Swing, swing, swing my sword, sword,
Whenever I get bored, bored.
I can swing my sword, sword!
I can swing my sword, sword!
Once I hit the floor boards,
But I had it restored.
And it was expensive!
But it was a write off!
Swinging is my business,
And by that I mean swinging swords.
Please do not ignore,
Do you like my sword?
Ha!
That was rhetorical,
You know I am the oracle.
I know you like my sword, its made of freakin' diamonds!
If you don't you're lying,
But that would be fine.
Because it is awesome!
And you're probably jealous!
I can swing my sword, sword!
'Cause I am the lord, lord!
Lord of diamond swooooorrrrrddddsssssssssah!
HA HA HA HA HA!
Gallery[]
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