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SafetyTorch
Safety Torch is a song by Tobuscus. The song has somewhat of a story to it, as Toby attempts to sell safety torches to a little boy named Tim Tim to scare monsters away. However, the torches set Tim Tim's house on fire and Toby then presents Safety Water- with a HUGE fee, of course.

LyricsEdit

Toby: Look at Little Tim Tim sleeping so soundly.

WAKE UP, TIM TIM, WHAT IF THERE'S A MONSTER?

Don't be scared, Timmy, or He'll eat you! Monsters smell fear, lucky for you,

I got a SAFETY TORCH! Put it on your porch!

SAFETY TORCH ! Put it in the hallway!

SAFETY TORCH! Scare the monsters away!

SAFETY TORCH! That'll be 50 bucks!

Little Tim: But my house is on fire!!!

Toby: Shhh...

Tim Tim, things are looking grim-grim, but lucky for you-you 

I have come with a solution-n-n-n-n

It's your lucky day!

SAFETY WATER! Put it in a bucket!

SAFETY WATER! Pour it on a fire!

SAFETY WATER! Maybe take a bubble bath!

SAFETY WATER! First one's on the house!

Tim Tim: Heh heh, I see what you did there, first one's on the house.

Toby: Haha, yeah, just the first one, though, but' it took quite a few of them, (what?) so' those, plus all those safety torches so it's probably around ummm let's just call it like 500 bucks.

Little Tim : But I don't have 500 bucks!

Toby: Oh, that's fine, I'll bill your parents.

Tim Tim: No!

Toby: Thanks for your time, go back to sleep, have a good night.

Tim Tim: My parents are gonna kill me.

TriviaEdit

  • The Creeper from Minecraft made a brief appearance during the maybe take a bubble bath lines.
  • The video is 1 minute and 23 seconds long. (1:23)

VideoEdit

SAFETY TORCH!!01:23

SAFETY TORCH!!

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