Literal Trailer: The Hobbit was uploaded on December 28, 2011 by Tobuscus.
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Warner Bros. New Line Metro
Stop to say hello to your eccentric neighbour
The actor who used to play Bilbo is too old
So they recast him
Now he's younger
And Gandalf's still old as hell
No offense Ian McKellan
Ride a mini-horse
Screw it, just walk. Or run
Introduce the strengths of each Companion
Plate throw, arrows, bouncing, cobwebs
Baldness, oldness, left wrist
Happiness, heaviness
Drinking, turning, catching cups
And the leader can sing bass
There he goes...
The leader sings and smokes
And Gandalf too
His mouth barely moves
That guy is old
He stands up slow
The others start singing
And steal the leader's spotlight
Next December
Gandalf has dual wielding
Drop the sword, it's heavy
Walk towards a broke knife
(It's a sword but knife rhymed)
From Peter
Cliff
Romantic Sunset
Too hot for him
(Unless he's rich)
The front of his staff's a Maglite
And the back's a pipe
Unsheathe unbroken sword
Dramatic whisper. Tension building
Sh** gets real
Mountains spinning 'round the dwarves
Horses spinning 'round the dwarves
Gandalf gonna take his girlfriend up a hill
Flip suspenders
Wizards fighting
Fiery embers
He goes flying
Sun explosion
Door implosion
Panicked turning dishes spinning
Jumping fenses, tension tenses
Sh** gets real again
Careful it's bind on pick up
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Post title bonus shows that
Gollum is just as ugly as before...