Plot of Adventure 1 : Dead IslandEdit
Scene 1/2 | Setting: Toby's House, during a storm at nightEdit
Tobuscus and Gabuscus are sitting and almost immediately, Toby says: "(groans) I'm bored. Let's do something Gabuscus. What are you doing, reading?". Annoyed because Toby pronounced it Gay-buscus he says: "Dude, It's Gab-uscus, does that have to be my username?" "Yeah whats wrong with Gay-buscus?" "Gab-uscus." "Yeah, Gay-buscus." "Gab-uscus, There's a pause." "Dude, you know I don't have time for pauses, my brain goes to fast for them". Toby then notices a brochure for a placed called De Island, with smudges after the De- part implying that it was erased. It had a coupon, 2 nights for $30. [More Dialogue]: "Dude, that's like barely $15 a night!" "Actually it's exactly $15 a night." "*mockingly* Actually its exactly $15- * normal* It sounds fun." "I am not going on an island vacation with you." "STEVEN! We're going to De Island!" "Wait! Wa-, Wa-, wait!" " ORDER US SOME TICKETS!!!". Gabuscus then facepalms knowing that this trip isn't going to end well.
Scene 2/2 | Setting: At De Island during a very sunny dayEdit
They make it to the island, which shows an excited Toby, and a facepalming Gabuscus. Toby yells out "YEAH!!"It then zooms out revealing that the plane crashed "We made it!". In the background, Zombies can be seen roaming around the island. "We're gonna have so much fun!" "Yeah... Great". *Toby walks up to a corpse of a zombified girl* "What's up, girl, what you doin'? Taking a nap? Sure. Here's my number. Ha Ha!" "Do you just walk around with your phone number pre-written on pieces of paper?" "Yup." "Course you do." *Zombie girl stands up and walks towards Toby* "Oh, hello. Wha, ha, ho! Somebody doesn't use mouthwash! (coughs) No offense... You're hot." " Wait, dude. That poster says Dead Island." "So?" "This is Dead Island!" "Like the game where there's zombies?" "Yeah!" "And everyone dies?" "Yes!!" "No wonder it was $30." Then Gabuscus yells: "RRRRUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!" "But HotHotHotHotHotHot!" "NO HOTHOTHOTHOT RUN!!" "Okay, you don't gotta' yell. Jeez." Toby then gets bitten with a big chunk of his flesh torn off of him. "(screams) NO ZOMBIE!!" "Now look what you've done." "AHHH THAT IS A NO-NOOOO!!!" "NEOSPORIN!! NEOSPORIN!!" "I said run. Here, take your Neosporin." "NO, GET THE ZOMBIE FIRST!" He does so by kicking its head off with his foot.
"Ahh, man! Ahhh. Thank you. Freakin' zombies, am i right?" he says as his eyes turn red and his skin turns pale. "Yeah, can't live with 'em, and they can't live. 'Cause they're dead." They both laugh like crazy until Toby takes a bite off of Gabuscus' neck and pulling him the ground while yelling "GAY-BUSCUS!!" to which Gabe replies as he dies: "ITS GAB-USCUS!!!!!!" and then screams as Toby continues to eat him.
Plot of Adventure 2: CHRISTMASEdit
Scene 1/3 | Setting: Toby's House during Christmas EveEdit
Toby starts writing a letter to Santa. He says the letter out loud while writing:
I have been a very good buscus this year.
Gabuscus asks while he's writing: "Do you have to read it out loud, while you're writing?"
Yes it helps me focus.
"You realized that you wrote that down, didn't you?"
Sorry Santa that was to Gabuscus *pronouncing Gay-buscus and he facepalms*
I've been very good this year and all I want is the gun from PORTAL.
'Don't put amen on that. Amen is for Jesus." "Good, now they both know what to get me."
=D "and done"
Toby asks Gabuscus to put it in the mailbox and he says sure, but while outside he crumble it up then throws it at the ground, with a sinister smile.
Scene 2/3 | Setting : It's Christmas Eve, and Toby's still awakeEdit
(Dialogue): "(groans) I'm bo-" *notices Gabuscus isn't there then calls his cellphone* Gabuscus wakes up saying: "What?" "I'm bored." "Dude, go to sleep, it's Christmas." "What time does Santa come?" "How old are you again?" "Let's do something." "Go to bed." *Gabuscus goes to sleep* " But but but but but but, (groans)."
Scene 3/3 | Setting : At the time when Santa comes.EditIt shows Santa using a portal gun to get around. At 3 houses he says 'Ho' once on each of them going through a portal after each time. Toby tries to get himself to sleep during this. "Sleep, you can do this, just like we practiced, every single night *pretends to snore* ehhhh that doesn't help. Come on, just- just pretend you're in class. Ugh, Learning, aaaahhhh." Santa comes down from the bathroom ceiling falling in the toilet dropping the portal gun outside near the tree. Toby's woken up by the noise, gets out of bed to see what made the noise and sees the portal gun "Ohhh, I got it! (laughs excitedly while making portals in the house) "I LOVE CHRISTMAS!!" (shoots another portal) "OHH YEAHHHH!!!" *Santa walks out of the bathroom* "No, Toby! That's mine! It replaced my sleigh in 2007(The year the first Portal game was released)." "Oh, got it. So is mine in one of those boxes or what?" "Why don't you find out?" *Toby opens a present and finds a package with a portal gun inside*"Oh ho ho, ha ho ho yeah-*notices the box says REPLICA!! on the side* Replica? What's that mean?" "Well, it's not real." "Oh! (raspberries [pfft])" "I-I only ha- Sto- stop that! I only have this one!" "Well that's fine I'll take that one while you can have (gasps) You can have this one! WOAH, ITS A REPLICA!" "I need the real one, Buscus. I still have to go to China." "China huh? (gasps) I have an idea."
Toby then shoots a portal out the the window which reflects of a satillite and it lands at China and shoots another portal under Santa but it appears that he's falling into oblivion. Santa: Whoa! No Toby! NAUGHTY!! NNAAAAUUUGGGHHTTTYYY!!!" Toby: No need to thank me. Now where was I?" [He then makes a portal on the ceiling and the floor then jumps in making him fall infinitely and screams as he's falling through] "AAA- AAA- AHH- HHH!! WHH- EEE- EWW- WWW!!" Gabuscus walks in the house "Merry Christm- What in the f***?"
Plot of Adventure 3: Canadian AdventuresEdit
Scene 1/3 | Setting: Toby's House and The TicketsEdit
Tobuscus groans. Gabuscus asks if Tobuscus is bored. Tobuscus just says that's how he breathes when he's bored. Tobuscus wants Gabuscus to call his mom because it's her birthday. Gabuscus tells Tobuscus to call his mom. Tobuscus explains that he doesn't have a service plan and is locked into a contract and hates signing documents. Tobuscus explains that there is a company that doesn't make you sign term contracts: Canada. Tobuscus asks for tickets.
Scene 2/3 | Setting: Peanut TimeEdit
Tobuscus sees that Gabuscus is not happy suggests that he should have a peanut. But refuses. Tobuscus asks for more bags and Gabuscus throws the bag at Tobuscus.
Scene 3/3 | Setting: In CanadaEdit
Tobuscus asks Gabuscus for his cell phone to set up a new service. Tobuscus calls Rogers and they explain that it is $35 a month. Tobuscus gets it done and calls his mom saying, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOM!" Mombuscus explains that it is not her birthday. Toby asks when is her birthday. "In four months." Tobuscus asks Mom what she is doing and answers, "Playing FarmVille." Tobuscus then screams and throws away the phone.
Noticing this, Gabuscus says, "Soooo, It's not her birthday." "Yep" "And we're in Canada." "Yeah.." They laugh hysterically then Gabuscus starts to choke Tobuscus as Toby repeatedly yells "GAY-BUSCUS" struggling to pry Gabe's hands off his neck
Plot of Adventure 4: Incognito-BuscusEdit
Scene 1/2 | Setting: Buscus's home Edit
Tobuscus is bored (as he is in the beginning of all adventures so far), so he tells Gabuscus that he wants to do something. Gabuscus suggests he go somewhere by himself, but Tobuscus insists Gabuscus come too. Tobuscus doesn't want to be recognized in public, and the scene goes into a flashback where Tim Tim sees Tobuscus and wants him to sign his shirt. While he is crossing the street, Tim Tim refuses to look both ways, and gets hit by three cars, one on his left right and his head(wtf). The flashback ends with Tobuscus screaming "What have I done?!" while fire is everywhere in the background. The flashback ends and Gabuscus refuses to believe that it happened, and Tobuscus replies that it hasn't happened yet. Tobuscus decides to go "Incognito-Buscus", where he wears a Tobuscus shirt inside-out, due to the fact that he doesn't have any shirts that don't say Tobuscus.
Scene 2/2 | Setting: Coffee Shop Edit
Tobuscus is at a coffee shop with Gabuscus. The cashier asks him what he wants and he struggles to read the menu saying "coffee" very slowly. She asks him hot or iced and he says iced, but then looks down at her big chest and cleavage and begins to say his famous "Hothothothothot". Gabuscus tells her that Tobuscus wants it iced. She then asks him for the money and he gives her his phone number twice. The clerk asks for the name, and Tobuscus replies "Toby. Just plain Toby" and then introduces her to Gabuscus pronoucing it "Gay-Buscus".She repeats Gabe's name due to the way Toby says it to which Gabe says "It's actually Gabe" Toby then points out what Gabe's T-Shirt says.He starts to turn his shirt the right way since the woman knows Gabe's name and she asks him if he's Tobuscus (pronouncing it To-biscus) and when he answers yes, she begins to write her phone number. Tobuscus then leans over to Gabuscus saying "I'll teach you someday, Gay-Buscus". She hands the phone number over, but just as Tobuscus says "Thank you" she hands it to Gabuscus. Tobuscus begins stuttering after she says "Call me" to Gabuscus. Gabuscus puts the phone number in Tobuscus's face saying "Hot... hot... HOT!" Tobuscus replies "Ugh, God Dangit"
Plot of Adventure 5: Zombie Apocalypse Game Edit
Scene 1/4 | Setting: "The Zombies Took Over The World Yesterday"Edit
Tobuscus groans three times and finally says, "I'm bored." Gabuscus suggets him to go outside but Tobuscus says: "Cause I have allergies and the zombies took the world yesterday and I'm just tired." But Gabuscus asks the middle and Tobuscus opens the curtains. Gabuscus starts screaming and barracates the house with a few stuff. "WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING?!" "I tried to yesterday."
Scene 2/4 | Setting: FlashbackEdit
We cut to the flashback of Tobuscus and Gabuscus.*Toby's holding a zombies head* Tobuscus says, "Hey Gabuscus, guess what!" "No" "Okay" Tobuscus throws the zombie head away.
Scene 3/4 | Setting: IndieGoGo and the Video GameEdit
"Telling someone zombies took over the world is not a "guess what" situation." The zombies start to break in but Gabuscus rebuilds the shield. Tobuscus goes on his computer and tells Gabuscus that is he's going to make an IndieGoGo [fundraising] campain. Someone donates $50 and gives Gabuscus the fork to kill the zombie. Gabuscus starts throwing more forks at zombies. Then someone donates $500. Tobuscus uses Gryphon to kill the zombies asking if he wants a treat. Tobuscus then breaks the shield and tells that he has a brain. After using a bunch of stuff, Tobuscus decides to make a zombie killing video game when Tobuscus saves the day from zombies. Gabuscus: "I'm the one saving the day!" Tobuscus says, "If we raise enough, Gabuscus might even help some too a little." And presses the start and starts the campaign. Tobuscus then reveals to Gabuscus that the ding sounds from donations were from him and not people donating. They both laugh and Gabuscus then punches Tobuscus which causes Gryphon to respond by jumping at Gabuscus and shoving him through a wall revealing zombies on the other side.
Scene 4/4 | Setting: Tobuscus Adventures: Wizards! (Note, this is all of Tobuscus saying.)Edit
Tobuscus is laying on the ground exhausted and struggling to speak* "Donate link into the description to help us make a Tobuscus Adventures: Wizards! game for mobile devices where I get to be a wizard and you get to cast awesome spells to kill zombies. The game will even have cutscenes and it will look like this.*picture appears of the game* Donate and you can get awesome donations such as exculsive posters, coloring books, access to a mainlies behind the scenes of the game, VIP tickets to the launch party, you can even have your name in the credits or be animated and put into the game as a zombie so other people can kill you."
"Man, those zombies are slower than I thought." Tobuscus asks Gryphon if he could kill those zombies real quick and promises that he will pet his tummy. Gryphon slices them in half. "Oh, good boy. Who's a cute a little murderer?"
Plot of Adventure 6: Man-Venture Edit
Scene 1/5 | Setting: Toby's House Edit
Tobuscus: "Hey Gabuscus, guess what I am. C'mon, c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon guess guess guess guess guess guess guess." Gabuscus: "No." Tobuscus (we see him wearing a board with a eyes and smiley face): "Come on. Guess. Come On." Gabuscus gets annoyed and says, "Okay, your bored. Because there's a board on your face." Tobuscus says he the wooden plank face man "like from the fairy tale I told you about that I made up when I was six." And then after saying "board," he says he is bored and decides to go on an adventure. Gabuscus then tells him that there's an adevnture that he could on at the middle of the street and Tobuscus takes his sword with him.
Scene 2/5 | Setting: Tobuscus Destroys the Dr. Pepper Ten Truck and goes in the President's CarEdit
Tobuscus then talks top the street: "Greetings, street, I come seeking adventure." And Tobuscus look both ways and on the right he finds a Dr. Pepper Ten truck and destorys it. Tim Tim runs to his house. Gabuscus then is angry and says, "Oh, were going to jail." A car comes by and a man says, "Excuse me, did you do that?" Gabuscus: "No." Tobuscus answeres that he did do it. The man says, " The person that hijacked that Dr. Pepper Ten Truck was about to blow the moon. You just saved the planet." And he asks if they would step in the car and President Barack Obama wants to talk with Tobuscus. Tobuscus steps in. Gabuscus says, "Am I dreaming?"
Scene 3/5 | Setting: Meeting Obama/Creating the Man-Venture/SponsorEdit
Gabuscus gets in the car and says (and gasps): "It's the President." "Gentlemen, I-" Tobuscus interrupts saying, "Woah, he said you wanted one word." and then forgives the guy who let him in the car. Obama thanks Tobuscus for saving the planet. And the president of Dr. Pepper Ten talks to Tobuscus and says, "You blew up one of our Dr. Pepper Ten trucks but you also saved the Dr. Pepper Ten Brand from being associated with the destruction of our moon." And heasks what can they do to repay him for that. Tobuscus demands to make him not bored. "How about we send you on the manliest adventure ever?" Tobuscus replies with enthusiasm "Woah, we'll call it the MANVENTURE-venture-venture." Obama then holds up a can of Dr, Pepper as the president announces that he has to drink it on his adventure due to it being a sponsor thing.
Scene 4/5 | Setting: ManVentureEdit
Tobuscus is drinking a Dr. Pepper Ten while all this is happening* Tobuscus and Gabuscus are on a roller coaster. Tobuscus and Gabuscus are riding jetskis. Tobuscus flies in a plane doing a barrel roll. They ride down ziplines. They fly jetpacks down and a man says, "Are you serious?!"
Scene 5/5 | Setting: On The Moon/Moon StabbedEdit
Tobuscus and Gabuscus head to the moon. Tobuscus (hugs the moon): "Oh, moon, I love you moon. I'd never let anything happen to you. You're my nightlight." Gabuscus facepalms again but cracks the helmets glass. A hissing noise from the helmet is heard. Tobuscus finds the moon stabbed by the flag saying, "Oh no, who stabbed that into you? Oh, I am sorry about that moon. It will never happen again."
Tobuscus (groans): "I'm not bored. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Waiiiiiiit. *pause* Okay I'm bored." *Gabuscus facepalms*
- On the board with the Dead Island poster there are 3 other posters. 2 with stick figure with blank and angry expressions. The third one is a missing poster that shows the wors missing at the top with a squirtle under it that looks like the GonzoSSM turtle, only smaller. There is also a torn of poster too.
- There is a poster of Ezio from one of Tobuscus' Assassin's Creed Literal that says "Kill 'em with your AWESOME" in the first adventure.
- There is a man being hung on the Dead Island poster
- During the kick made by Gabuscus on the zombie chick it shows the words FALCON KICK in the bottom right corner, and the zombie had an =3 face.
- Next to the 2 presents is a GonzoSSM turtle toy.
- Toby loses the portal gun while falling infinitely
- There is a poster in the background, in the first adventure it is an AC poster that says Kill em with your awesome, while the other 2 have a Darkness Redness Whiteness poster.
- Gabuscus was reading a manly men book in the third adventure
- In Adventure #5 Gabuscus is reading a magazine that says" I LIKE GIRLS MISS MUSCLE".