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TOBUSCUS ANIMATED ADVENTURES!02:16

TOBUSCUS ANIMATED ADVENTURES!

Tobuscus Animated Adventures

Tobuscus Adventures Episode 1: Dead Island is the first episode of Tobuscus Adventures

Transcripts Edit

The Buscus's Home Edit

Tobuscus: [groans] I'm bored.
Gabuscus: [sigh]
Tobuscus: Let's do something Gabuscus. What are you doing, reading?
Gabuscus: Dude, It's Gab-uscus, does that have to be my username?
Tobuscus: Yeah whats wrong with Gay-buscus?
Gabuscus: Gab-uscus.
Tobuscus: Yeah, Gay-buscus.
Gabuscus: Gab-uscus, There's a pause.
Tobuscus: Dude, you know I don't have time for pauses, my brain goes to fast for them. Hey, What is this?. Dude! De Island Coupon, 2 Nights for $30!
Gabuscus: De Island?
Tobuscus: Dude, that's like barely $15 a night!
Gabuscus: Actually it's exactly $15 a night.
Tobuscus: [mockingly] Actually it's exactly $15- [normal] It sounds fun.
Gabuscus: I am not going on an island vacation with you.
Tobuscus: STEVEN! We're going to De Island!
Gabuscus: Wait! Wa-Wa-wait!
Tobuscus: ORDER US SOME TICKETS!!!
Gabuscus: [groans]

In Dead Island Edit

Tobuscus: Yeah! We made it! We're gonna have so much fun!
Gabuscus: Yeah... Great.
Tobuscus: What's up, girl, what you doin'? Taking a nap? Sure. Here's my number. Ha Ha!
Gabuscus: Do you just walk around with your phone number pre-written on pieces of paper?
Tobuscus: Yup.
Gabuscus: 'Course you do..
Tobuscus: Oh, hello. Wha, ha, ho! Somebody doesn't use mouthwash! (coughs) No offense... You're hot.
Gabuscus: Wait, dude. That poster says Dead Island.
Tobuscus: So?
Gabuscus: This is Dead Island!
Tobuscus: Like the game where there's zombies?
Gabuscus: Yeah!
Tobuscus: And everyone dies?
Gabuscus: Yes!!
Tobuscus: No wonder it was $30.
Gabuscus: RRRRUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
Tobuscus: But HotHotHotHotHotHot!
Gabuscus: NO HOTHOTHOTHOT! RUN!!
Tobuscus: Okay, you don't gotta' yell. Jeez. [The Female Zombie takes a bite of Toby's shoulder] AAAAAAAAHHHHH! , NO ZOMBIE!!
Gabuscus: Now look what you've done.
Tobuscus: AHHH THAT IS A NO-NOOOO!!! NEOSPORIN!! NEOSPORIN!!
Gabuscus: I said run. Here, take your Neosporin.
Tobuscus: NO, GET THE ZOMBIE FIRST!
Gabuscus: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah Yeah!
Tobuscus: [yelling]
Gabuscus: [Gabuscus kicks the zombies head off zombie]

EndingEdit

Tobuscus: Ahh, man! Ahhh. Thank you. Freakin' zombies, am I right?
Gabuscus: Yeah, can't live with 'em, and they can't live, 'cause they're dead.
Tobuscus and Gabuscus: [laughing crazy]
Tobuscus: [Tobuscus biting Gabuscus] GAY-BUSCUS!!
Gabuscus: ITS GAB-USCUS!!!!!! (screams).
Tobuscus: [Tobuscus still biting Gabuscus]

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